I know what you want to say – you did it to yourself a-hole! Now you got to pay the price! Or that everything happens for a reason. Even the comical one day you’re going to look back at all of this and laugh.
Then you have my personal favorite (making me extremely unhinged when someone says it to me) – Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! (thanks mom). Well, everyone can kiss my ass. This is my site, I make the rules, and can do what I want, so screw off and allow me a moment to elaborate on some of the more profound things I have viewed to be extremely annoying over the years (yes, I said years) all while being on probation. And if this somehow / someway offends you, you may kindly stop reading now.