The other day my friend and I broke the law; We did not rob a bank / carjack anyone / and/or shoot up smack together – all we did was just hung out and talked for a little.
I sat at his house listening to all his problems as I drank ginger ale to soothe a tummy ache I had from earlier in the day. Bad asses, aren’t we? Oh, did I fail to mention that we are both convicted felons?
