The other day my friend and I broke the law; We did not rob a bank / carjack anyone / and/or shoot up smack together – all we did was just hung out and talked for a little.
I sat at his house listening to all his problems as I drank ginger ale to soothe a tummy ache I had from earlier in the day. Bad asses, aren’t we? Oh, did I fail to mention that we are both convicted felons?
I am not gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I’m just not. And I only tell you that to preface the fact that I caught a little bit of the show The Bachelor when it was on the other night. It’s not like I was watching it though. I was just reading something, looked up, and there it was on our screen. That was it, and that was the extent of it. I didn’t enjoy it either (just saying).