Fat, lazy, vulgar, foolish, half-assed, heartless, and so many more that I really don’t care to remember are just a few of the things that I have been called throughout my life (family… gotta love ’em).
I guess the one that probably hurt the most was being called a fraud. Granted, not much offense should’ve been taken as it was the government calling me this word, eventually even charging me with that (awe shucks). Be that as it may, it put me in a very distinct class of shadowy figures that have all come before me, leveraging the power of a very critical life skill towards success, notwithstanding a few legal challenges.