Congratulations on screwing up your life and becoming a Convicted Felon! Your parents should be so proud. And as if life was not already difficult and filled with its share of bullshit, it’ll be increasingly more so now. You are now operating at a major disadvantage, with your back against the wall. What is this you say – that you are up to the challenge and laugh at pressure. Well my friend, if you weren’t getting those job offers before, just you wait.